Outside of a dog, computers are a man's best friend;
                                       inside a dog, it's too dark to type.
     The world of debate is too complex for the human mind to complicate.
         If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
              Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
	        The last secret is that there are no more secrets.
                  71% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I see the light!  ...and it's blinding me. |  I'm just a singer in a mime choir.
Life is a function of x.                   |                     Life is binary.
We've built it.  Come.                     |        There is nothing everywhere.
Forever is the day after you die.          |   And no, you can't graph infinity.
                    Do you use condiments when you masticate?
                  Schizophrenic says:  I'm my own support group.
                 What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
         All the world's a stage and the curtain just fell on my head.
       You can't go faster than time when time is a reference for speed.
      If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
    The two great secrets in life: (1) Never tell others everything you know.